This campsite is so different from the usual landscapes you see in British reality shows. Our bus is parked with an amazing view of this huge lake and the slight hills behind it. Everyone was up for really relaxing now. Just swimming in the lake and messing around after the task. For some reason Jude [...]

This reality show blog is really casting a downer. The latest entry says that Emma’s been talking about Claire behind her back. This is getting out of control. Claire’s actually saying she’s going to leave the show. I guess it’s just from watching other reality programmes but Claire did seem the most likely to crack. [...]

We’ve had another slightly pointless task to do. This time it’s making music on our phones. Surely they could come up with something better than that? I guess I shouldn’t complain. It’s better than dressing up in spandex or as a dancing flower. That was humiliating:

Anyway it’s not exactly good enough to make Claire forget [...]

We played a game I invented last night. Something actually fun. Not just stupid. A kind of Reality TV quiz drinking game. It was weird though. I mean, I know that I’ve watched a lot of those kind of shows but last night I was surprised by how many old contestants I could remember compared [...]

At least now there’s something real to complain about – Jude’s brilliant idea. Fleabaying. It makes no sense. How is stealing from each other going to make us get along better? “I’m happier now because I my tshirt is being bid on by strangers?” What? I can’t believe that everyone else was really up for [...]

Now we’ve had some actual arguments about the music being played. Nothing too big. It’s just that combination of musical differences and alcohol that leads to no good. Everyone’s just whining a bit. Classic 2nd/3rd week behaviour I think. Why is it always to do with alcohol? Alcohol and money I guess. It’s a killer. [...]

Day 13 and we’re all getting a little bit sick of listening to Dieter’s music. Dieter’s personality is actually coming through pretty clearly from the stuff he’s been playing. It’s relentless and stubborn. I wonder about anyone who claims to be so in tune with themselves, so ‘centered’ – everyone has weak spots. Actually it’s [...]